Wait a minute, Dunder Mifflin already has a website and quite frankly, I don’t see what’s wrong with it.
Narrator: (Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words to see what Michael was referring to.)
Recording: “Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.”
Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.
Recording: “I’ve been in the film business for a while but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.”
Tobias: Out of context.
Recording: “I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.”
Narrator: (…and he realized there was something distinctive about the way he speaks.)
Intern #1: I learnt that a company can describe their internship as: full of exciting experiences. Even if that’s a lie. There’s no regulation.
Intern #2: I learnt that half these peoples’ email password is ‘password’.
Intern #3: I learnt that a ream of paper is 300 sheets.
Intern #2: I thought it was 500…
Intern #3: Oh, I guess I didn’t learn anything.
Intern #1: I learnt that if you look a tiniest bit like Jet Li, Michael will call you Jet Li all summer.
Intern #2: Julia Stiles.
Intern #3: Alan Thicke.- The Office US, 6x01, Gossip
