I Like the Part Where

Nov 27

Yeah, Ryan snapped at me. But there was this tinkle in his eye, that I picked up on, which said, “Dude, we’re friends. I’m doing this for appearances. I am the big boss now. And I have to seem like an ogre. But you know me, and you trust me and we like each other. And we’ll always be friends. And I would never take you for granted in a million years. And I miss you, man, and I love you”… His words.

Yeah, Ryan snapped at me. But there was this tinkle in his eye, that I picked up on, which said, “Dude, we’re friends. I’m doing this for appearances. I am the big boss now. And I have to seem like an ogre. But you know me, and you trust me and we like each other. And we’ll always be friends. And I would never take you for granted in a million years. And I miss you, man, and I love you”… His words.

Oct 30

I’m not superstitious - but I am a little…stitious.

I’m not superstitious - but I am a little…stitious.

Oct 15

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Oct 02

Wait a minute, Dunder Mifflin already has a website and quite frankly, I don’t see what’s wrong with it.

Wait a minute, Dunder Mifflin already has a website and quite frankly, I don’t see what’s wrong with it.

Sep 24

Narrator: (Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words to see what Michael was referring to.)Recording: “Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.”Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.Recording: “I’ve been in the film business for a while but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.”Tobias: Out of context.Recording: “I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.”Narrator: (…and he realized there was something distinctive about the way he speaks.)

Narrator: (Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words to see what Michael was referring to.)
Recording:
Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.”
Tobias:
Nothing wrong with that.
Recording:
I’ve been in the film business for a while but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.”
Tobias:
Out of context.
Recording:
I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.”
Narrator:
(…and he realized there was something distinctive about the way he speaks.)