Maeby: Um, yeah, I bought a frozen banana, and when I bit into it, I found this.
George Michael: It looks like a foot.
Maeby: It tasted like a foot. Which I didn’t really mind, but I’m pretty sure I said “no nuts.”
Ah … the clumsy adolescent. It’s a phase we’ve all been through. Except for me. I was like a cat. I always ended up on all fours…..like a cat.
Tobias Fünke: I’m looking for something that says “Dad likes leather”.
Leather Shop Sales Person: You mean like a leather daddy?
Tobias Fünke: Oh, is there such a thing?
