Jeff: You want to play golf this weekend?
Larry: I don’t know; I’ll have to ask “Hitler”.
Jeff’s Parents: Hitler?!
Tourette’s Chef: Fuckhead shitface cocksucker asshole son of a bitch!
Larry David: …scum-sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock!
Michael: Bum!? Fuck…turd, fart… cunt, piss, shit, bugger and balls!
Restaurant Manager: Dammit… hell… crap… ssssssshit!
Cheryl: Ya goddamn motherfuckin’ bitch!
Susie Greene: Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
Cheryl’s Dad: Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing! Rimjob.
Richard: Pussy pig fucker!
Jeff’s Dad: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!